Taylor Swift always writes songs about the exes who hurt her and the ones that don't. She writes about exes. It's what she does, it's what she's famous for, and I'm pretty darn sure it's the main reason she dates.
Apparently, though, John Mayer didn't get that memo.
After Taylor and Mayer did a little undercover dating a couple of years ago and he -- and this is just an educated guess here -- broke her heart, John became the inspiration for the song Dear John. Taylor has never admitted that the song was about Mayer but she's also never denied that it was about him, and she likes to drop hints. The world is pretty much 100% sure it's about John Mayer.
And John Mayer is 100% sure too, and he's pissed about it.
A little late to the game, but ok.
Mayer tells the current issue of Rolling Stone magazine that not only was the song cheap, but it hurt his feelers too.
Which I think was the point so mission accomplished Taylor.
He told the magazine:
''I was really caught off-guard, and it really humiliated me at a time when I'd already been dressed down. I mean, how would you feel if, at the lowest you've ever been, someone kicked you even lower?
''It made me feel terrible. Because I didn't deserve it. I'm pretty good at taking accountability now, and I never did anything to deserve that. It was a really lousy thing for her to do.''
He added: ''I will say as a songwriter that I think it's kind of cheap songwriting.
''I know she's the biggest thing in the world, and I'm not trying to sink anybody's ship, but I think it's abusing your talent to rub your hands together and go, 'Wait till he gets a load of this!' That's bull****t.''
And Taylor Swift's iTunes account just made a few million more with John's new griping I'm sure. Now everyone's going to really be wondering what happened between these two.